Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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