A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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