so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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