He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
literally had 100 drinks last night.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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