i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Girls should come with a carfax report
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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