she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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