question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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