Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
