Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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