it's too hot outside to masturbate.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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