Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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