Your dad touched me again.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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