well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
