I only kidnapped one of them. chill
there was a trapeze. enough said
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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