i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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