So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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what are you doing with your life
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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