Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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