I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
So apparently I’m into choking now
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