we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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