Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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