oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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