...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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