Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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