Heybabeimwearingurpanties
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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