You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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