The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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