Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
