Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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