"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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