If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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