apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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