Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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