are you still at the devil's house?
I didn't shave. On purpose
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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