I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
vagina is talking i cant
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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