if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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