Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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