They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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