I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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