the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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