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(630): View more from Illinois

So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube

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(802): View more from Vermont

the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME

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(707): View more from California

yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.

(1-707): View more from California

you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?

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(515): View more from Iowa

IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.

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(386): View more from Florida

Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".

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(858): View more from California

Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!

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