and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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