Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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