I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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