im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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