Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
His hands were made for my vagina.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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