She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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