your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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