Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
