I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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