That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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