I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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