Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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