is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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