She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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