that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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