Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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