Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
