the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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